How to avoid becoming a missionary

A tongue-in-cheek, humorous list of sure-fire ways to avoid becoming a cross-cultural Christian missionary
Stay away from missionaries. They will distract you from tightly embracing a materialistic lifestyle.
Focus on how bad a missionary you would be based on your shortcomings. Don't think about Moses, David, Jonah, Peter, or Mark, all of whom had to overcome failures.
If you do not want to be called to be a missionary, listen to people who say you are indispensable right where you are.

"My wife and I are considering church-planting on a foreign field. Your 10 ways to avoid becoming a missionary are very challenging." — John C., Indiana

How not to become a missionary

Stay away! Steer clear! Weasel out of it!

To avoid winding up as a foreign missionary . . .

Ignore Jesus' request in John 4:35 that we take a long, hard look at the fields. Seeing people's needs can be depressing and very unsettling. It could lead to genuine missionary concern.
John 4:35 "Do you not say, `Four months more and then the harvest'? I tell you, open your eyes and look at the fields! They are ripe for harvest." (More on John 4:35 Other Bible passages on missions)
Focus your energies on socially legitimate targets. Go after a bigger salary. Focus on getting a job promotion, a bigger home, a more luxurious car, or future financial security. Along the way, run up some big credit card debts.
Get married to somebody who thinks the "Great Commission" is what your employer gives you after you make a big sale. After marriage, embrace the socially accepted norms of settling down, establishing a respectable career trajectory, and raising a picture-perfect family.
Stay away from missionaries. Their testimonies can be disturbing. The situations they describe will distract you from embracing wholeheartedly the materialistic lifestyle of your home country.
If you happen to think about a mission calling, restrict your attention to countries where it's impossible to openly do Christian missionary work. Think only about North Korea, Saudi Arabia, China, and other similar countries that seem to be walled off from any Gospel witness. Forget the vast areas of our globe open to missionaries. Never, never listen to talk about creative access countries.
Think how bad a missionary you would be based on your own past failures. It is unreasonable to expect you will ever be any better. Don't even think about Moses, David, Jonah, Peter, or Mark, all of whom had to overcome serious failures. [ more on Jonah | e-book on Jonah ]
Always imagine missionaries as talented, super-spiritual people who stand on lofty pedestals. Maintaining this image of missionaries will heighten your own sense of inadequacy. Convincing yourself that God does not use ordinary people as missionaries will smother any guilt you may feel about refusing to even listen for a missionary call from God.
Agree with the people who tell you that you are indispensable where you are. Listen when they tell you that your local church or home country can't do without you. [ Apple pickers parable ]
Worry incessantly about money. [ simple lifestyle ]
If you still feel you must go, go out right away without any preparation or training. You'll soon be home again, and no one will ever blame you for not trying!

Inspired by Stewart Dinnen's list in How are you doing? (Bromley: STL Books)

"I must put God and His vision ahead of my personal checklist"
— Fred Fullerton, former director, Nazarene Youth International

Pledge to work toward Great Commission fulfillment

Count me in, Lord

Would you sign this?

"I believe that God's command to take the Gospel message to all peoples applies to every Christian.

"Therefore, I pledge myself to do whatever God asks of me to fulfill the Great Commission articulated in Matthew 28:19-20.

"I understand this will likely mean praying regularly for people groups who have not yet heard.
"I understand this will likely mean sacrificially giving money to support missions.
"I understand it may mean going myself as a missionary.

"Whatever it means, I am saying 'yes' to all of it."

signatures of several people

" It is fine to be aware of the need for global evangelization and to have statistics at the ready to discuss the millions of people across the globe who are as yet unreached by the gospel. However, God does not call the church to be a fount of information. God calls the church to be an agent for global evangelization and the redemption of the world." -- LeAnn T., Northwest Nazarene University student

Ten Challenges Missionaries Face

Missionary life is not always "a Bed of Roses." Being a foreign missionary can be a deeply rewarding experience. However, missionaries may also face challenges and be impacted negatively by things that include:

Cultural Differences: Adapting to a new culture can be difficult. Misunderstandings and miscommunication often occur as missionaries struggle to connect with local people.
Feeling Disconnected: Being far from family, friends, and familiar surroundings can lead to feelings of loneliness and isolation. This will be especially true during holidays and special days like birthdays and anniversaries.
Health Risks: Missionaries sometimes live where there is limited access to medical care. They can also be exposed to illnesses and diseases that are not common in their home countries and for which they are not familiar with the remedies.
Security Concerns: In some world areas, missionaries live amidst political instability, crime, and violence. They may occasionally be targets of hostility or persecution simply because they are Christian missionaries.
Emotional and Psychological Stress: The challenges of cross-cultural living and ministry can lead to elevated stress levels. The time it takes to see results in their ministry or living amidst suffering or extreme poverty can take a toll on missionaries' mental health.
Financial Strain: Most missionaries rely on donations from their home churches or organizations. When that support is unstable, the financial insecurity can be stressful. That can impact the missionaries' ability to carry on their ministry effectively.
Ethical Dilemmas: Missionaries may encounter ethical challenges in trying to balance respect for local customs and traditions with the desire to promote Christian choices and values among converts.
Impact on Family: The missionary lifestyle can sometimes be hard on children, who also must adapt to new cultures and face some of the same challenges as their parents and then go through reverse culture shock upon returning to their passport country.
Bureaucratic and Legal Challenges: Navigating foreign legal and bureaucratic systems can be confusing and frustrating. That is especially true in areas where there are restrictions on religious activities.
Questioning Impact: Missionaries ministering among unresponsive populations may question whether their ministry is having any long-term impact. That can create feelings of doubt and inadequacy.

-- Howard Culbertson,

How to Become a Missionary